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About Me Member Comedy Writer Doc-HammerMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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Be a sitter, win a prize

Wed Mar 15, 2006, 5:29 PM
I don't know if anybody has bothered to watch "Style Me" on WE (Women's Entertainment Television). It's a show hosted by the over-tanned and under-talented Rachel Hunter, that is primarily a ripoff of "Project Runway". But instead of competing as fashion designers, the "Style Me" bunch has to compete as stylists. Well anyway, they have finished the season and announced a winner.

So you are naturally going "Who cares?" Well, I do. And not because I give a shit about the lazy and manipulative world of Reality TV (note: I care about the lazy and manipulative world of cartoons, I guess). I care because [link] is the winner. Yes, that's the girl who won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well.

She sat for that painting right before she was sequestered with the other stylists. I mean like just a few days before this "Style Me" thing went down. And here is a telling tidbit: She made that bra she is wearing in my painting.

What? What was that? ... Yes! The answer is YES! I take full credit for her victory! The fact that she was far and away the best stylist is immaterial. I don't like to get bogged down with facts when I am taking the credit for other's achievements.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: NYC
  • Interests: Painting and being a Venture brother.
  • Favourite movie: Ken Russell's The Devils
  • Favourite band or musician: Downtown Sasquatch, The Zits, Hey That's My Bike, etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: Snore Core
  • Favourite artist: Whistler, Titian, Rembrandt, Gustav Moreau, Velasquez, etc.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Baudelaire, JK Huysmans, Mallerme, Proust
  • Favourite photographer: I liked Helmut Newton when I was a kid... Probably still do.
  • Favourite style of art: Style? Ummm, heartfelt and honest, but not "clever".
  • Operating System: Mac, G5
  • MP3 player of choice: Extra-old, 10G ipod
  • Shell of choice: Shell Levene (Ya know, Glengarry Glen Ross)
  • Wallpaper of choice: William Morris, in pale greens.
  • Skin of choice: Ummm, girl skin? Like, extra-soft girl skin.
  • Favourite game: Cootie, Don't Break the Ice, Mr. Mouth, Pay Day, G'nip G'nop, Toss Across
  • Favourite gaming platform: You are kidding me... Right?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Girlfriend, Master Billy Quizboy, Henchman No.21
  • Personal Quote: If your work can be easily copied, it should be.
  • Tools of the Trade: brush, oil, canvas, pigment, girl in bra
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:icondante-666:
amazing gallery, I don't see many traditional artists anymore on dev.art. hope to see more of your amazing pieces.
:iconkiid-a:
How do you choose which girls you paint? Do they all have something in common that you like?
:iconmummy-boy:
Thank you guys so much for the new season. With each new episode I cannot afford to blink, and afterwards I feel like I need a cigarette. But yeah, after following the show for 3 seasons this 4th one feels like a great reward. And I enjoy every minute of it with all my heart because I know it has been such a labor of love for you guys. Can't wait til 4.2!
-chris
:iconhughesta:
Hey Doc, huge fan of the show, and... I made a fanfic that tries to stick as close to the canon and world that you have created for your series as possible. Just... throwing it out there...

[link]

(the script is in the comments)

The only reason I'm telling you this is because a friend of mine said I should.

So yeah. Huh.
:iconsupah-com:
i'm trying to figure out why you don't exclusively paint? I guess you're a true renaissance man.

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who loves you, baby? me.
:iconpurplicious:
Amazing, amazing gallery, and equally amusing artist's statements. I really had fun reading them. I'm a fan of yours now! I feel inspired to better myself in oil painting :)
:icondecopinkdingo:
:iconphantomlimbhurrplz: hurr<3

i love your paintings~

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do do do:heart:
:iconxynphix:
Nice to see some traditional oils. My Wacom got me hooked on digital painting lately but oils are still my medium of choice. Always wanted to do a Triana or Dr. Girlfriend pinup peice. Check out my Video/Anime/comic girl art. Say the word and I'll do a Venture based oil.
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:iconvulgarcunt:
season 4 is seriously incredible, and i wish i could be a sitter for one of your paintings. end fangirl statements here... :]

-kristen

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