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Be a sitter, win a prize

Wed Mar 15, 2006, 5:29 PM
I don't know if anybody has bothered to watch "Style Me" on WE (Women's Entertainment Television). It's a show hosted by the over-tanned and under-talented Rachel Hunter, that is primarily a ripoff of "Project Runway". But instead of competing as fashion designers, the "Style Me" bunch has to compete as stylists. Well anyway, they have finished the season and announced a winner.

So you are naturally going "Who cares?" Well, I do. And not because I give a shit about the lazy and manipulative world of Reality TV (note: I care about the lazy and manipulative world of cartoons, I guess). I care because [link] is the winner. Yes, that's the girl who won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well.

She sat for that painting right before she was sequestered with the other stylists. I mean like just a few days before this "Style Me" thing went down. And here is a telling tidbit: She made that bra she is wearing in my painting.

What? What was that? ... Yes! The answer is YES! I take full credit for her victory! The fact that she was far and away the best stylist is immaterial. I don't like to get bogged down with facts when I am taking the credit for other's achievements.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: NYC
  • Interests: Painting and being a Venture brother.
  • Favourite movie: Ken Russell's The Devils
  • Favourite band or musician: Downtown Sasquatch, The Zits, Hey That's My Bike, etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: Snore Core
  • Favourite artist: Whistler, Titian, Rembrandt, Gustav Moreau, Velasquez, etc.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Baudelaire, JK Huysmans, Mallerme, Proust
  • Favourite photographer: I liked Helmut Newton when I was a kid... Probably still do.
  • Favourite style of art: Style? Ummm, heartfelt and honest, but not "clever".
  • Operating System: Mac, G5
  • MP3 player of choice: Extra-old, 10G ipod
  • Shell of choice: Shell Levene (Ya know, Glengarry Glen Ross)
  • Wallpaper of choice: William Morris, in pale greens.
  • Skin of choice: Ummm, girl skin? Like, extra-soft girl skin.
  • Favourite game: Cootie, Don't Break the Ice, Mr. Mouth, Pay Day, G'nip G'nop, Toss Across
  • Favourite gaming platform: You are kidding me... Right?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Girlfriend, Master Billy Quizboy, Henchman No.21
  • Personal Quote: If your work can be easily copied, it should be.
  • Tools of the Trade: brush, oil, canvas, pigment, girl in bra
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:iconbrendanofthecult:
I know you probably get a whole lot of these, and I know you may or may not even read this, but I wanted to just go ahead and leave a comment anyway.

Just wanted to say I love Venture Bros. I am amazingly grateful that AS airs the new episodes online, because I've been so busy with the musical at my college. Can't wait to see the rest of season 4. I really like how you're starting to age the boys and such.

Just curious, will Kim ever return with some sort of role in an episode, maybe as a supervillaness as she so seems to want to be?

take care

~Brendan

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Trust your senses, over come any fears...
:icondoc-hammer:
I'll throw you a spoiler: Kim does not show up in Season 4. Will she ever show up again? ...Not sure.
:iconshukketsu-sakura:
Mr. Hammer:

i love your show.
the new season makes me happy.
i stay up every Sunday just to watch it.
well, the old seasons do too.
especially all the rediculously hilarious dialogue, which i do quote from time to time in regular conversation.

i love your work.
your art is just beautiful.
i wish i had your talent in realism!
and it's so emotional, even if it is subtle...
i would go through and comment on all of them, but i sadly do not have enough words in my vocabulary to express the greatness properly.
your voicework, whether you agree or not, is wonderful.
it may be one voice that you use in different pitches, but it sound amazing.

i bid you a good day, sir. :heart:


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"You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are."
- Mr. J
:iconshestheonlygirlforme:
Look man, I need you're help. I didn't know how else to get a message to you, but I need you're help to get my girlfriend to marry me. Nothing crazy, and I realize this may not be the most appropriate venue to discuss it, but please. email me if you like, at thomasqfoolery@att.net. There is something she wants INSTEAD of an engagement ring. And only you can help me get it.
:iconshestheonlygirlforme:
p.s. If you help a brother out, I'll invite you and Jackson to the wedding. Does that help?
:iconsuikausagi:
[link]

Because I adore everything about the Venture Bros :heart:

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Sometimes my heart stops beating and I have to put on more mascara.
:iconwildinthewoods:
A man of many talents. Have been a fan of Mors Syphilitica for years, and rarely look up any musicians I'd admire (I find their stories often disappointing) but in your case I was pleasantly surprised to see that you are also a visual artist as well. Your portraits are just as moody as your music. My compliments.
:iconfetalfather:
You said in your Auxiliary interview hat you wrote/played violin. Did you take classes for all of the instuments you play or do you teach yourself like with the Saints?

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She's got me like nobody.
:icondoc-hammer:
"Violin" was used as a metaphor for Lisa's voice. I had Lisa as the singer in my old band, so I wrote for her voice. When you have a violin, you write violin parts. My voice is a trombone, and now I write trombone parts for WEEP. In the editing of the article, the metaphor seemed direct. Incidentally, I do play violin, but not that well. I can only play one because it's tuned (in 5ths) just like a mandolin. Although my bow technique is wretched.
:iconbrittlemoon:
so my friend told me you had a deviant art and i was like no way and then i came... to your deviant page that is

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